Completely Off Topic Thread. Go here for all your

[NightcrawlersLove]

arrrgh the last question got me bloody good lol im not the best at math nor mind games lol
then again i should have payed attention in that seventh grade math class instead of drawing..

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"You know Kurt, maybe for once the blue fur is not what 'the chicks dig',perhaps it's something more your not truly seeing..."
Dana to Kurt in
Evolution future

[Fasheem]

I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for ?5 each. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like monkeys

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"Let's just file it under U for uncanny and move on."

[NightcrawlersLove]

lmao fasheem can we file that one under W for totaly weird....? lol but i like it i like it

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"You know Kurt, maybe for once the blue fur is not what 'the chicks dig',perhaps it's something more your not truly seeing..."
Dana to Kurt in
Evolution future

[MoonbeamDancer]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elwing:
What. You name is Ororo??
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Now that I've gone back and looked at this thread.... Ha Ha. No, my real name is Ellen, and if I remember correctly, in sign language my name means beauty.


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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*

[Fasheem]

According to my collection of baby name books Ellen means either "light" or "mercy". AFAIK, the sign for beauty is beauty and means beauty. How could it be any other way?

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"Let's just file it under U for uncanny and move on."

[MoonbeamDancer]

That what I remember, I never said I was right.

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"Listen very closely. There is a sound I want you to hear it's-" *BAMF!*

[Lasombra]

I don't know why I'm saying this, but my name means the peace maker, or devoted follower. I read on a baby name site once that it means painfully beautiful. How did they know .
I have a cat named Errol Flynn. He's black and furry.

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"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the jailor that throws away the keys! I am... feeling really stupid."
--- Darkwing Duck

[Hsu]

Look I'm uh... off topic.
Ok this sucks! I get to say whatever I want and I have nothing to say! So I guess I'll just keep typing. I'm typing!! whee! ok yeah this os boring. Hey I have pizza! Pineapple pizza! Yum! And rootbeer! Yum yum! Ok I'm done. right so I'll just shut up now and yeah.
bye

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I am THE Ninja. No one even comes close to me.

[gnahrf]

Pineapple pizza!! Yum! I cannot eat pizza without pineapple... Very delicious indeed.

Well according to this site (which is very handy, by the way), Ellen means this:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>ELLEN (f) Medieval English form of HELEN <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>HELEN (f) Possibly either from Greek helene "torch" or "corposant", or from Greek selene "moon". In Greek mythology Helen was the daughter of Zeus and Leda, whose kidnapping by Paris was the cause of the Trojan War. The name was also borne by Saint Helena, mother of Emperor Constantine, who supposedly found the True Cross during a trip to Jerusalem. Another famous bearer was Helen Keller, the American author and lecturer who was both blind and deaf. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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"Verdammte Ausl?nder!" Ultimate X-Men #10

[gnahrf]

First a warning, the site I gave a link to above is quite heavy to load, so be aware...

Second, of this I had no clue!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>KURT (m) German contracted form of CONRAD<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>CONRAD (m) "bold counsel" from Germanic kuon "bold" and rad "counsel". This was the name of a famous 10th-century bishop from Switzerland. It was also borne by several kings of Germany. In the English-speaking world it has been common only since the 19th century.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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"Verdammte Ausl?nder!" Ultimate X-Men #10